hello.. i’m stoned so i’m gonna make this quick and not very articulate… (is that right?) so i planned this trip for my birthday in March and i invited a nice group of friends for a relaxing vacation in Bora Bora, however 2 of my closet friends that i love dearly, i don’t want to come and they found out about the trip and now they want to book flights and stuff. I just want to relax and they are both very stubborn, opinionated, difficult, bossy, and just pains in the asses – and together and then drunk – forget about it..we bicker all the time and I know if they come, there will be problems and I will regret it. How do you get out of this situation short of canceling the entire trip? I do not want to hurt their feelings but they can’t come. what do I do?
signed,
ifeellikeashittyfriend

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Dear Hate being wrong.

First I wanna say I think you guys are pretty awesome, so I turn to you for an advice on a small problem I have.
So heres my problem. Some years ago I stumbled across this guy on the internet… guess I was a little out of my league when by accident found myself on his Myspace profile. Well, one thing let to another and I soon had read all he had written in there.
I liked his way of writing, he made me smile and nod and feel like I was the one experiencing what he wrote.
He was funny, smart and seemed like a really cool dude.
One thing stayed in my mind. He had a little “sketch” with himself as a super hero, unable to read maps, and therefor unable to help a little kid when he cried out for Super Steves help.
So I drew him, Super Steve.

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So I just saw this on a friends FB and thought I would give it a try. I’m assuming you help out women as well right? We aren’t always the problem you know haha.. Anywho I live in LA and been dating a guy for about 4 months. Recently he’s been going to dinners with gay older men. He says it’s to help pursue his acting career, which I support, but at the same time I don’t see how hanging out with producers and directors is better then taking classes and going on castings. Is there a line that I should draw here?

Thanks!
Lauren C.

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Hey HBW, serious question. I have a disgusting relationship with the internet. It has both ruined my life.. and been a good friend. I’m starting to become my internet personality. We used to be completely separate entities. I would jerk off to two men sharing one girl.. but never before had to invite a man to join my girlfriend and I to get off. It used to be fun. I used to be witty and all my internet friends thought I was hilarious. I started to speak the same IRL, and somehow lost all my real friends. It sent me deeper into the internet. My only real friend. I started to watch cuckold porn and can now only ejaculate after eating a black man’s cum out of my wife’s vagina as the bull yanks at my neck with a leash. I’ve recently been on the “jail bait” forum on reddit and had to go to Thailand to find an underage boy who would let me mouth his tiny soy/cheese reeking penis. I feel like I’ve finally hit rock bottom, and imagine it can’t get any worse than this.. but I’ve just discovered scat.

Please help,
nonanonymous (anymore)

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HBW guys. So the other day I logged in my girlfriend’s facebook to see if she read the message I sent her last night and just didn’t reply. But when I went on I noticed she has been messaging her ex. I am so irate but at the same time I found out in a distrustful way that would give her the chance to turn it around and be about me not being trusting either (even though being a whore is way different from being a spy).

So I guess my question is, what is the best way to go about confronting her. I could trap her by getting her to log in on my computer, then go on after like “wooops this isn’t my account…wait a min WTF!!!” Or should I just bail out now, not talk to her, and just move on…. or there is the honesty route, maybe she will learn something.

Let me know
AR

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Hey guys, I was suggested to come here for some advice. I normally don’t do this, but here goes nothing

So me and my girl have been together for almost a few years now. We have had our rough spots here and there, but nothing major. Recently though whenever I tell her she is beautiful or sexy she becomes unresponsive. When I inquire about her silence she tells me that she already know she is and everyone else says the same thing. Are these early signs that she is through or is it a typical bitch mode that will pass?

Thanks guys
-John P

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